Here's your laugh for the day: Me: "It's an Algae Scrubber" My mom: "What's a haji scrubber?" My wife: "It erases all Indian people" Obviously, my mom did not hear me correctly and filled in whatever she thought she heard, and obviously my wife is really fast to the punch.
Honestly I was on the fence as to whether this was hilarious or inappropriate. I just about spit out my food when she said it so I went with hilarious. If anyone is offended, just remember that my wife said it.
